Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth
you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours
that was as smooth as fuck
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”
one time i was playing on club penguin and there were all these people in the plaza shouting “WHO WANTS SOME?” and i didnt know what it meant so i said me and this boy penguin took me back to his igloo and started saying “kisses u” and then he took off all his penguin clothes and started going “oh” “ah” “ooh” “yeah” and then i realized i was having accidental cyber penguin sex