Dude…

When your best friend post’s pictures of themselves online like this… I need some of them drugs!

(via driftingawayforever)

cosmicale:

yes

You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection

(via inhale-goodshitt-exhale-bullshit)

When a white van pulls up near you.

“Are you trying to rape me, sir?”

(Source: shitloadofgifs, via batmanwithparents)

blonde-buddha:

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

:(

only-the-cutest-things:

Cute kittens

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